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I used to be UsefulPawn

  1. October 21, 2014

    awwww-cute:

    "Please sir, no photos in the office

    (via awkwardvagina)

  2. October 21, 2014

    not-your-typical-indian-guy:

    not-safe-for-earth:

    relahvant:

    stability:

    when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

    image

    jesus christ

    *WHEEZING*

    I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

    (via theimpolitecanadian)

  3. October 21, 2014

    the-king-of-butts:

    how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

    (Source: warmcrotch, via refridgerator)

  4. October 21, 2014

    squarlo:

    michellehoebama2:

    I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
    i just have a headache mom
    WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

    (Source: paris666hilton, via fuks)

  5. October 21, 2014

    wet-monsoon:

    oktober2nd:

    lana-loves-lingua-latina:

    if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

    He’s a fuck boy

    image

    (via d-and-s-winchester)

  6. October 21, 2014
    sadweens:

this party is invite only

    sadweens:

    this party is invite only

    (via cesoirleciel)

  7. October 21, 2014

    just-a-penis-with-an-axe:

    scoutblu:

    starrypier:

    MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

    DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

    let me be free

    (via zackisontumblr)

  8. October 21, 2014

    crewdlydrawn:

    allthingslinguistic:

    hyperboreanhapocanthosaurus:

    So you know what I don’t get? Why people repeat words. (x)

    Grammar time: it’s called “contrastive reduplication,” and it’s a form of intensification that is relatively common. Finnish does a very similar thing, and others use near-reduplication (rhyme-based) to intensify, like Hungarian (pici ‘tiny’, ici-pici ‘very tiny’).

    Even the typologically-distant group of Bantu languages utilize reduplication in a strikingly similar fashion with nouns: Kinande oku-gulu ‘leg’, oku-gulu-gulu ‘a REAL leg’ (Downing 2001, includes more with verbal reduplication as well).

    I suppose the difficult aspect of English reduplication is not through this particular type, but the fact that it utilizes many other types of reduplication: baby talk (choo-choo, no-no), rhyming (teeny-weeny, super-duper), and the ever-famous “shm” reduplication: fancy-schmancy (a way of denying the claim that something is fancy).

    screams my professor was trying to find an example of reduplication so the next class he came back and said “I FOUND REDUPLICATION IN ENGLISH” and then he said “Milk milk” and everyone was just “what?” and he said “you know when you go to a coffee shop and they ask if you want soy milk and you say ‘no i want milk milk’” and everyone just had this collective sigh of understanding.

    Another name for this particular construction is contrastive focus reduplication, and there’s a famous linguistics paper about it which is commonly known as the Salad Salad Paper. You know, because if you want to make it clear that you’re not talking about pasta salad or potato salad, you might call it “salad salad”. The repetition indicates that you’re intending the most prototypical meaning of the word, like green salad or cow’s milk, even though other things can be considered types of salad or milk. 

    Can I make love to this post?… Is that a thing that’s possible?

    (Source: gifmethat, via cesoirleciel)

  9. October 21, 2014

    (Source: tooontofunction, via sadspaghetti)

  10. October 21, 2014

    worstcats:

    I dont know why so many of these cats are covered in straw. Maybe they are good farm cats? It seems like if your cat was naturally kind of moist you’d want it to be somewhere where there weren’t things to stick to it, like not around straw.

  11. October 21, 2014

    precumming:

    Well this sucks I was really looking forward to this game especially cause platinum was making it…

  12. October 21, 2014

    gap:

    The art of dressing normal. #DressNormal

    Shop the collection.

    Yeah let me just wear a denim shirt and denim pants, totally normal.

  13. October 21, 2014

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

  14. October 21, 2014

    (Source: humortrain, via sadspaghetti)

  15. October 21, 2014

    somethingfangirly:

    dreamer-held-captive:

    puppet-not-master:

    I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

    True friendship at it’s prime. 

    You have gone blind and want cereal

    (via itsaeruniverse)